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We’ve all been ghosted, blocked, or turned down for reasons we can’t quite understand. But sometimes, the reason is so absurd it’s funny—at least in hindsight. One gay man took to the internet to find some comic relief in the chaos of dating by asking this question, “What’s the silliest thing you have been rejected for?”

Further, he explained that he’s talking about trivial stuff. Like the time a guy rejected him for driving a Honda Accord. Or when someone said no to him because he has blue eyes. Then there was this photo where he’s standing next to a friend who happened to be smoking; a guy messaged to say he doesn’t date people who hang out with smokers. And perhaps the most personal? A rejection over having hair in his ass crack—but not on his cheeks. OP then added, “Please share your experiences I want to laugh.”

Naturally, the responses were just as hilariously bizarre as the question. Let’s dive into some of the funniest—and pettiest—rejection stories gay men had to offer.

One gay man shared, “I’m top, but I like to suck dick, the other guy was afraid that I was going to become a bottom, he blocked me afterwards.” Apparently, enjoying giving head is now seen as a gateway to bottoming? It’s baffling how fragile some people’s ideas of sexual identity really are. This guy got blocked for being too vers-curious.

Another guy said, “For not being ‘Latino enough’ lol. He expected a Maluma, and I’m more of a Pedro Pascal.” Not being the fantasy version of a celebrity? That’s next-level superficial. Pedro Pascal is a certified zaddy, though, so that guy clearly had bad taste and unrealistic expectations.

Meanwhile, someone said, “He had a dream he was going to ask out his local Starbucks barista. He thought he was prophetic or some shit.” Imagine getting dumped for someone who only exists in a dream. You didn’t lose him to another man—you lost him to REM sleep. Hard to compete with caffeine-fueled fantasy love.

In addition, another gay man replied, “A guy stopped dating me because I needed to spend ONE weekend working on a group project in college. He didn’t care that I was an engineering student….”
God forbid you have ambition and deadlines. Rejected for prioritizing your future? That’s not a red flag—it’s a full crimson banner.

Moreover, someone revealed, “For being an ex-smoker. As in he didn’t approve of smoking and the mere fact that I smoked for a few years back in the day was a line for him.”
You’d think quitting smoking would earn points, but apparently even past choices are disqualifiers for some people.

Furthermore, someone confessed that he: “Got rejected for being too ‘country.’ Didn’t like my accent, said I would probably change my mind about being gay one day.”
Homophobia wrapped in classism and stereotyping. Rejection might’ve stung for a second, but bullet dodged—he clearly had more issues than Vogue.

Meantime, a guy confessed, “I don’t have an arch in my feet, so I got these flat ass duck fin type feet. I’ve been rejected for that.” First of all, props for the self-aware humor. But seriously—if flat feet are a dealbreaker, maybe the problem is that guy’s soul, not your soles.

Then there’s this guy who shared he got rejected for: “Mansplaining – He didn’t like me answering a question in fine technical detail, I can’t help it being an engineer. It pisses off my current boyfriend too TBH.” There’s a difference between being a know-it-all and just, well, knowing stuff. Sometimes intelligence gets misread as arrogance—especially if someone else feels insecure.

Lastly, a gay man said he was rejected for: “Being hairy and Asian… The guy straight up said Asians don’t have hair everywhere….” This one’s got racism, body shaming, and ignorance all rolled into one. Being a living contradiction to someone’s fetishized stereotype is not a crime—and you’re better off without that nonsense.

Having said all that, what about you, Adam4Adam blog readers? What’s the pettiest reason you’ve been turned down? Whether it’s your car, your body hair, or your dreams (literally), some rejections are so ridiculous they’re comedy gold. Got a story that’s even more absurd? Share it in the comments section down below—we could all use a laugh and a reminder that the right guy will never be scared off by your foot arch or lack of it or the kind of car you drive.

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