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Some of the gay men on askgaybros are sharing the worst things they’ve ever said to their partner, or in the case of others, the worst things they’ve ever been told by their hook up right after sex. One user asked the gay community “What’s the worst thing to say right after sex?” Examples that the original poster (OP) cited included:
That’s it?
Don’t be here when I wake up.
Eh, I’ve had better.”
You should probably get tested.
One guy chimed in, “Sorry I said someone else’s name.” Ouch.
This is one of the most popular responses on the thread and it elicited a confession that reads, “This one happened to me two weeks ago… it was INCREDIBLY embarrassing because I said someone else’s name multiple times while moaning until the guy I was doing it with finally says ‘My name is David.’ The worst thing is I’ve known that guy for years he is a regular.”
Here are some of the popular responses, and we quote:
- I’m gonna turn the camera off now.
- Well, that sucked.
- I better go, my wife is expecting me.
- Was this your first time?
- In response to the comment above: Or my actual first time, when the guy said ‘there’s no way that was your first time, you took it like a champ’
- ‘You know you could be two inches bigger, right?’ Someone actually said that to me.
- ‘Thanks, now I know I’m not gay.’ The gay man who shared this revealed that this “happened to a friend of mine who was exclusively into straight guys.”
Having said all that, what about you, guys? What are the worst things that’s even been said to you after sex? Conversely, what are the worst things you have ever said to your hook ups post coital?
“Time-To-Visit-The-VD-Clinic”!
Off-to-see-
The-Urologist
and –
The-Proctologist!
Another round of “Penicillin”?
Seriously, go troll elsewhere. No one here likes you.
I will follow you!
You lead the way, fellow Troll!
You’re a keeper Kas!
Right? It’s a damn shame we can’t block people in this forum. I have 3 people that I’d block in 3.7 seconds.
It’s really a shame you have no tolerance capacity.
No one likes you, either.
Why, because I don’t tolerate ignorance and stupidity? Those items are not to be rewarded.
The ultimate in trolling, bullying. Go to Confession.
Funny, as I notice that 99% of all your comments get voted down.
Early on, I connected with a guy in town at his hotel room. We had only chatted a little before the meeting. Things were going well until the minute he unloaded in my mouth. “Thanks. You can leave now. I’m late meeting the client for dinner.” Since then, I never meet guys who hit me up and want to hook up immediately. I chat with new guys to get a handle on what we’re looking for and not looking for. If a guy won’t have some discussion, that’s a thankful red flag that quickly indicates I should pass on meeting… Read more »
At the risk of sounding like a total a’hole, what took you so long? Starting with the old AOL m4m chatrooms on through to great sites like a4a, I’ve always taken advantage of being able to fully vet out any guy I’m interested in having sex with. It can still happen quickly but not before I have a good sense that we’re on the same page and the guy is SAFE. Those who don’t have patience for my extensive questions definitely raise red flags. Quick, “yeah, you’ll do”-type hookups are for bars, bathhouses or Grindr.
“Early on, I connected…”
Happy to spell it out for you:
“Early on when I was just beginning to meet up with men for sex so I had no idea that some men could be assholes, I connected with …”
It isn’t an easy task to teach “An Old Dog New Tricks”!
Strange replies there that make little sense. No wonder they got all thumbs down from others.
Actually, not strange. Just blatant reality which is considered strange and incidental today.
I didn’t mean to criticize. Just didn’t understand what you were trying to say. I had also gone off-topic anyway – was just commenting on the whole matter of safety and gauging “a’hole-ness” then vs. now.
No one likes that troll anyway. Almost nothing he says makes any sense, and what little that does is irrelevant or insipid.
Haha – now now, let’s be nice here (even though you were sticking up for me).
Kasper brings color to the discussions here. Flavor, too. Often laced with intellectual references. Sometimes with obvious truths some others just don’t want to hear. Do I always agree with his position or humor? No, but he sure has a lot to more to offer than some others here who are single-minded, egocentric or just plain hateful.
So it’s not true “no one likes him”.
He’s one of the only people I’ve only seen at least three other people say that they would block immediately if they could. But if you like his weird, non sequitur responses sprinkled with bizarre Emily Dickinson-esque syntax, you’re well within your right.
Criticize away. Kasper is a douchy fucking asshole.
Yes, Craigslist was guaranteed to produce trashiness.
Did your parents meet on CL… I mean, they did produce you.
If someone identified themselves afterwards as Kasper, Mother Hennipen, or S.O.S. … not sure I could recover from any of those god awful encounters.
At least such names are a bit more interesting than “Eric”!
Give the boys a medal for originality?
Also, how would you gauge your encounters with the eventual “Undertaker and
Mortician?”
Would they be “Ungodly, God Awful?
Yup, because the name itself is what I was referring to. Damn shame we can’t block people on this forum.
It’s really pathetic you would need to. No sense of humor, for starters. Cancel yourself.
I have a great sense of humor, just zero tolerance for idiots and trash.
Seems like harassment on top of everything that the person is to afraid to speak honestly and truthfully. He waits untill hes given his other friend a way to have stolen a cars by holding something he’s supposed to return or he won’t return keys until he’s given them away for sex with a minor. I didn’t give away my jeep that was paid for by ME
I had sex with a white guy. Keep reading and you will understand why I distinguished the guy’s race. I thought the sex was great, especially the anal sex!! He was moaning loudly the entire time. It was a nice, tight fit. We changed positions frequently. He was absolutely great. At the end of the session, we both achieved that toe curling grand finale!!! It was wet, wild and explosive!! A couple days later, I asked him was he interested in a repeat performance and he declined. He said I was a nice guy but he’s use to black guys… Read more »
I’m perplexed as to why a size queen wouldn’t ask how big you were before meeting up. If you’re only interested in 10″ or more, 99% (conservatively) of your random sexual encounters are going to leave you disappointed. He should save himself the time and just ask outright.
I agree John. Actually we never discussed size at all.
I’m surprised he was a snug fit.
Unfortunately John, too many Gay guys are “footloose and fancy free”. They’ll jump into life events expecting that the outcomes will be “fairy tale” worthy, only to find opposite outcomes. They don’t check the water (don’t invest time, energy and thought) before jumping in. From there, they play the Victim Card, blaming everyone else for the misfortunes they allow (or invite) upon themselves.
If that’s the case, then they’ll quickly learn how to become satisfied with 5″ dicks like the rest of the world has. Then again, I’m 41 and maybe I’m just a smidge too old to understand all these pollyannaish optimists who think that everything in the world possibly couldn’t go their way. But I’ll stop now while I already sound like a boomer.
I think the most awkward things I have heard, or heard of, included this one, after getting asked to come give a bj: “I didn’t mean to cum.” He had someone else he was meeting soon after. An egotistical total top to a hookup: “You can leave now.” After bottoming, on a long anticipated flip flop agreement, getting told: “I’m sorry, but I have to drive in a long trip, and I don’t want my ass to be sore.” A really good one, from a person who had a roommate he said he was not involved with, after we fooled… Read more »
Actually, I would prefer it if nothing beyond “Wow, thank you…” was said after He gives me a Fucking.
YES…. and definitely not “how was it…?” If that’s all he has to say…. it would better to just leave the money on the night stand LOL
Wonder what Chris Appleton said to Lukas Gage after the last time they had sex before Chris filed for divorce from the 6 month marriage the A4A Blog team was all giddy about some months back. (Using the Search function in the Blog for “Lukas” will get you there.) The filing reported on “The Today” show yesterday. Words cannot be found for my empathy for this result.
I love it that the second my sexual partner and I cum to a climatic Peak, that my partner refuses to acknowledge that we just shared anything, and despite telling me how good it was just seconds prior, now demands that I instantly leave as if l now disgust him.
Additionally I’m just overly thrilled when my bottom will have a prostate climax, and therefore ends the session without me reaching my own climax.
People can be such chits.
I met up with a coach type of guy in his hotel room, sucked him off, and he came. Then it was my turn to cum so I asked to suck his dick or at least put it in my mouth, but he said he was already “done” meaning our hookup was over. That was so selfish and rude of him. All I wanted was to put his dick in my mouth while I jerked off. And I usually cum within seconds when I have a dick that is post-cum in my mouth.
This has happened to me. Many of the straight type guys only want to use you to get off. Once he cums, he is “done” and through with you. He got off, now you need to leave.
This is very true. I usually bottom or suck guys off, and the straight ones always are ready to jump up and zip up once they’ve came. I usually have to jack off after the fact to porn once they’ve left.
Especially married guys.
Well said.
If you read profiles long enough on A4A, you see guys who want to just suck other guys off, with no interest in reciprocity. And plenty of guys say they’re just looking to be sucked off.
There’s a guy for every guy, fortunately!
After a good session of moaning, kissing, sweating, penetration, and a bunches of ol’ yeahs…the guy said he wish I was bigger because it would have been hot. The hookup was initially agreed upon that we would flip fuck. As soon as I was ready to flip and bottom, he said he wasn’t in the mood to top.
Ah, the old online switch hitter who turns into a total bottom once you meet. Classic move.
Oh WOW!!!…Look at the time…I need to run….Had a great time…Bye….call me next week…
Measuring up to you and others… “This guy was better” I’ll never forget my first ex bragging about this other guy making love to him. I felt so humiliated. I was 19 years old then too and barely knew what I was doing. Smh.
Are you finished?
How much longer until you cum?
Lets us know how women feel…
Had the opposite. I’m “bi” if you need a label. Hooked up with this guy I worked with and the entire time he kept asking “do women do it like this.” Yes. I was “that guy” when we finished. Washed up dressed and left
“You don’t suck very well at all but you’re a great fuck”. This, from a guy with a short and skinny dick, despite the fact that 99.9% of the few hundred dicks I’ve sucked cummed in an appropriate time span. Oh well…
Well, I think it depends on the individual, but the truth doesn’t’ always have to said, especially if negative.
How about a blog article on “Absolute Best things to say after sex”?
A personal favorite is when I’m sucking a guy off and he says “Man this is soooo good. You’d never know it was your first time.”
or “You really ARE such a cocksucker!”
Also, giving positive feedback along the way means once everything is said and done, there’s nothing else to say.
Or, how about this, nothing has to be said, it’s in their eye’s; total release, you could feel it during the act; hear it total satisfaction really good lovemaking/sex provides. The cuddling kissing afterwards is a kind of gratitude, a thank you baby, that was wonderful.
So much better, haha, “you’re a natural cocksucker.” Somehow, doesn’t quite seem like a compliment from a man.
Have never gotten a negative response.The guys recognize its obvious humor. But they do have a cock in their mouth when it’s said
We are in the middle of fucking at his place, both right at “that point of no return” when I hear the front door open, my trick pulls out, spraying cum everywhere and says, “Oh, shit, my boyfriend.” I just sat there, making no attempt to hide his jizz shower so there could be no denying what was happening.
AFTER THE SEX YOU HEAR ARE YOU IN YET LOL
Is that it?
Not my experience but told this from a friend. He (top) was invited to guys apartment for a quickie. They had passionate sex. Literally seconds after he blows the guy jumped up, went and took a shower, went into the kitchen grabbed some food and then went into the living room and started watching the boob tube. Not one word exchanged. My friend is lying in bed and wondering what’s going on. He gets up, walks into the living room and the guy without turning away from the boob tube says thanks, see ya. A bit shocked he gets dressed… Read more »
A guy like that, I’d probably sit with him and he may be perfectly fine with that…
Yeah, I had a somewhat similar experience with an early on hookup I had. I was at his house, and while playing on his bed, he kept enunciating all these “rules”, like “I don’t French kiss on the first date;” I don’t this or that until such and such. Anyway, we played and I got him off with a hand job, as I recall, something which was not against his list of “rules.” He immediately got up and exited the bedroom. As I had not had my orgasm, I just assumed he had gone to the bathroom to take a… Read more »
Once I went home with a guy who was supposed to be a friend from the bar. Asked me to join him at his place after closing. Then it came “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out”. Last time I saw him.
I’ve had some disappointing sexual encounters with some older men. Mostly from lies in their profiles. How hard they get their cocks, how much they cum, etc…But, I normally take the high road and keep my comments to myself.
Well I’m sure there are plenty of older men who can say the exact same thing about encounters with younger guys who tend to have lying in their DNA.
Thinking of the guys I’ve met and guys I’ve chosen not to, lying and age are not related. Guys of all ages exaggerate who they are or tell you they have what you’re seeking just to get your pants off. Most of the time, chatting well before helps you ferret out the liars.
It’s not just age, medications can cause impotence, but it can also be boredom, depression, lack of stimulation. You can’t just expect a guy to be hard just because you are there. You have to earn it sometimes. Foreplay is magnificent.
Get out!
We know you’ve heard that after EVERY single encounter…
Lmao, I found that funny!
I think the worst was one time awhile ago, I had a guy who just wanted to do oral. At some point he pinned me down and shoved his dick in me and fucked me. I had to take it. He finishes and cums and without a word puts his clothes on so fast and runs out the door. How do you think I felt!?
Being fucked takes many minutes. It was your ass. Unless you were drugged and bound, he got in it because you let him. All you had to was start yelling if you didn’t want it. You chose not to yell. Some guys like being submissive. And they can be. No problem. Too late to play victim now.
Dick response. Do you always demonize the victim? Maybe he’s on the smaller side and can’t defend himself. Something similar happened to one of my friends. His rapist tightly covered his mouths and his screams were muffled and it wasn’t over until the rapist came in his ass and ran off like a scared little bitch.
I’m going out on a limb here and saying you are a fucking cunt!!
I had a guy tell me after I got him off that, I was the devil and because of me, he was going to hell. He then began throwing things. I exited quickly. However, about two weeks later he contacted me and wanted to meet up again. Needless to say, that didn’t happen.
I have chatted with a guy for weeks and we fianally hooked up. I thought all went well. But by the time i got home he had blocked me. So it just isnt thw words we say but our actions that speak.
“I’m finished. You can leave, now. Bye.” I’ve heard that on more than one occasion. I just love being used by self-absorbed narcissists!
“That was fun, but I am still marrying your sister in a few hours…”
oddly enough, it wasn’t an insult that ever jarred me, it was at a glory hole in a bookstore, many years ago when I was only 19. After the guy blasted what i considered a crazy amount of cum that flowed out my mouth, he said “thanks Jeff, you’re a good cocksucker, kid”. Horrified, since I was at a glory hole for a reason and not yet comfortable with my identity, I peeked out as he left and realized that he was a friend that I went to high school with s’ dad.
Fuck i find that very hot.
You might want to get tested. Need a nit comb? You’re just as good as my uncle said you were.
and the all time favorite.. You have the Right to Remain Silent
That’ll be $500 cash.
I’ll never leave your side, ever, talk to me, you’re my God, the sole purpose of my existence…
Did I forget to tell you I have herpes?
I’m your uncle you never met.
I’m your son you never met.
I’m a woman.
I was a woman.
I’m going to become a woman tomorrow…
You’d have to give me $500M in cold hard cash first, to even be considered… then I’d tell you no.
You know this was a one time thing.. or you know I’m not gay right.
I should but I never mentioned it when we do it again
“I was drunk and didn’t know what I was doing.” That’s an oldie but goodie that still works…
“My boyfriend doesn’t understand me like you do and I’m only staying for the dogs!”
So I replied to another comment with a true experience so let me say this as a man who enjoys sex regardless of “gender.” If you know the man you’re with has sex with women, please don’t ask “how women do it.” News flash! No man will f**k like a woman and vice versa.