Hey, guys! We are delighted to announce that for the first time, we are giving away for free one of our bestselling masturbator sex toys on Adam4Adam Store: the Vibra Head Bionic Auto Stroker worth $92.98. You can find more information on how to get it for free below because first, we have a tea to share.
I mean, did NASA really just warn astronauts not to “absolutely masturbate in space?”
You’ve heard it right, guys, NASA has got the Internet in a frenzy over the warning. They’ve blown the netizen’s minds over the revelation, their reason being that there’s a possibility that male astronauts who masturbate in space could impregnate female astronauts with their “stray fluids.”
“There are strict guidelines over ‘alone-time’ onboard in zero gravity. Scientists have warned even the slightest rouge droplet could cause chaos on board,” New York Post reports.
More importantly, astronomer Dr. John Millis added, “Sex and masturbation in space is a logistical nightmare, with problems ranging from floating fluids to shrinking manhoods.” Read the news article in full here.
What an interesting piece of information. Aren’t we all glad we live nowhere near the space, and that we could masturbate whenever?
Speaking of all things masturbation, we are giving away a free Vibra Head Bionic Auto Stroker worth $92.98 to our customers in A4A Store who will make a purchase amounting to $67 and up.
But why should you get this one?
This stroker feels amazing around a well-lubed cock and it has an internal ribbed material that stretches around your cock just like the back of a throat. The vibrator is right under where his tongue would be. There are incredible stimulating little nubs that stimulate the head of your cock with vibrations.
Here’s how to get this masturbator for free:
- purchase anything else worth $67+
- add the Vibra Head Bionic Auto Stroker to your cart
- enter coupon VIBRA at check out.
Don’t know what to get? You may want to check our selection of bondage equipment, anal and butt plugs, and lubes.
Also, don’t forget to check here for our other items on sale and here for our hot clearance deals and save up to 60% on some products. Hurry and take advantage of our promo, guys! Get them before they’re gone as the offer is good until stocks last only.
Happy shopping!
I was recently told by a guy i met here on A4A that i could never have a real relationship as long as i insisted on masturbating when i was away from him. Given our distance from one another, that would mean we would be separated for long periods of time. Meanwhile, medical science now tells us that ejaculating 21 or more times a month helps men to reduce the possibility of prostate cancer. As with most things, I’m sticking with science.
What your partner was trying in infer by telling you not to masturbate was the old adage that “Separation Makes The Heart Grow Fonder.”
He was trying to manipulate through guilt. It is an old trick but to the unsuspecting, it is quite effective.
Masturbation keeps the prostate supple through both manipulation and ejaculation of the prostate fluid inherent along with the spermatozoa. Masturbation works the prostate and the prostate is a gland and glands need to be stimulated or, eventually, they shrink.
Stick with Science and your intelligence and “Beat-The-Meat-Buckwheat- whenever the mood strikes!
My long-term partners and I agree that masturbation is normal for guys. We also think holding off for a couple of days before a set play date makes the loads we get out of each other larger,, but we don’t set any guilt trips on each other if we just needed to unload sooner. It just may mean we know we need to “up our game” to get us to cum. The bottom lines here are 1) not setting exclusive expectations on each other and 2) honesty about when as men we’ve cum. If you don’t have those, move on… Read more »
This opens up a question I’ve asked my buds, “can I jack off thinking about you? Or would that be weird?” They all agree, “of course! Have fun!” And have added that if it means some thinking about how we could play (fantasy) when next we meet, they’d be open to hear (or be surprised!).
mmmmm this thang sure looks awesome, kinda like an updated version of the Fleshlight but more compact and more controlled