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Do you have dating horror stories to tell, guys? We are asking because currently the tweeps over at Twitter are sharing theirs by way of an answer to gay American YouTuber and author Tyler Oakley’s prompt: “tell me your worst date horror story.” Here’s what the netizens have to say:
1- The horror of having to bear witness to his date’s fight with his ex-boyfriend.
Through the peephole, and says it’s his Ex. He tells me that he gets violent, and it’s best that I try to hide on the windowsill! This is a loft Apt Downtown, luckily on the 8th floor. He tells me not to worry that he sometimes smokes out there. I spend 45 on the edge grasping— 🌲Let it Snow⛄ Edwin Alvarez (@Ouicho) January 30, 2020
A brick wall waiting for their argument to be over!— 🌲Let it Snow⛄ Edwin Alvarez (@Ouicho) January 30, 2020
2- Sort of similar to #1 but this time the respondent walked out on his date.
Went on a date and his ex showed up and they literally got into a physical fight at Olive Garden… i had to exit stage right and never spoke to him again pic.twitter.com/vILC06ZNc5— anthony (@anthonygonnn) January 29, 2020
3- Fingers in his mouth.
We went to dinner and a movie. When we were in the movie theatre he put his arm around me and then tried putting his fingers in my mouth.— Steven Avocado (@StevenAvocado) January 29, 2020
4- The moment they discovered the two of them dated the same man at the same time.
Got to talking. Learned he was dating my ex at the same time I was for an entire 6 months 🥴 pic.twitter.com/pJuTWQbDoz— Vincent Lewis 🚨 (@vinlewist) January 29, 2020
5- “Gum on my taint.” Now that sounds like a title of a horror movie.
I once went to dinner with a guy who asked to eat my ass. I said sure, i knew I was good down there. So I’m walking him to his car after and I felt a pinching on my taint. Apparently the dude had been chewing gum and it got stuck in my taint/ball/leg hair. 🤗— Zac (@Zac_Coffey1) January 29, 2020
6- Are you in danger, sir?
At an upscale restaurant he pulled up a pic of antiqued parchment paper on his phone and scream-read his excommunication letter from the Mennonite church that was written by his church leader…his father. Management came over and asked if I felt I was danger.— out of context wes (@wrd14) January 29, 2020
7- From heaven to hell real quick.
In my early 20s met a cute guy at a bar, went back to his trailer (I know), had amazing sex, cuddled after then he told me he was the son of God and needed to kill us both to get us into heaven. I said ‘ok I just need my sweater from my car first’ and I got the fuck out so fast.— Erik Anderson (@awards_watch) January 30, 2020
If there’s anything that these experiences are telling us, it’s that not every encounter is friendly and safe. And so, let’s always keep in mind these dating safety tips to ensure we stay safe when meeting anyone in person and when connecting online:
- meet them in public
- stay sober
- don’t feel obligated to do something you don’t want to do whether sexual in nature or otherwise,
- DON’T provide any private information such as your credit card and bank details; your home address and personal data; and online username and passwords to your bank accounts.
- for more dating safety tips, click here and here.
Anyway, what about you, guys? What’s your dating horror story? As for mine, one of my dates was a no-show and while I was upset at the time about that, I didn’t let it dissuade me from going to another date and another and another. Remember that the path to love is long and winding and we have to kiss a lot of frogs first before we’ll be able to find the one meant for us, yes?
Sound off below!
Omg, the guy I met in a notorious downtown park that guys used to cruise/pick each other up in back in the 60’s thru the late 80’s in my hometown. We met talked, he invited my to his place (right across the street, I hadn’t really come out yet to the bars). I went up to his place we made-out for awhile, then went to his bedroom as he has a roomy, as I pulled off my clothes and got in the bed, he reached and got a straight razor from the desk drawer. I sat-up, alarmed, what is that… Read more »
Great story. Several years ago was staying overnight with a man and his wife who invited me to be the third for a ménage à trois. We were naked and exhausted after a round of unbridled playtime, and we passed around a doobie from which I got high as a kite. Good stuff . . . really good stuff. Too good! I had to go to the bathroom which was next to the kitchen. I could hear them talking in the kitchen and I heard a sound that was unmistakable to anyone who knows anything about guns; the slidebar of… Read more »
I made the mistake of picking up a “Dipshit” from a local bar. I was in Brussels, Belgium. He was cute and military so I thought we’d be on the same plane? I took him home and lo and behold, he had a multiplicities of tattoos and piercing. The tattoos were a depiction of “Dante’s Inferno,” replete with all the trappings of the tortured and commended. The piercings were through his nipples; meatus of his penis; scrotum; anal cavity…he actually had his outer sphincter muscle pierced; he then, proceeded to dance in my bedroom as if he were “Betty Boop”… Read more »
I found out later…that his tattoos were paste-ons and he never wore his piercings while in uniforms
Military, especially, back then, were neither allowed tattoos nor piercings. He only wore his “Decorations” when he went to the bar. He wasn’t American; he was a NATO member.
You should write short stories: you’ve got a great imagination!
It wasn’t about having a great imagination!
I worked for NATO during the seventies and the early eighties. NATO Troops were/are very different than American Troops…uninhabited in some ways…inhabited in other ways. I picked up the soldier thinking I’d enjoy an attractive NATO Officer from Belgium instead I got a weirdo.
He had quite a reputation amongst the boys unbeknownst to me. We all have War Stories, and I have many. Glad you read of the humor within the reality.
inhibited…uninhibited…sorry for the wrong word choice…it is too early in the morning for me to espouse correct word usage!
This wasn’t a horror story in the sense you think of, but it reminds you to follow your gut. I traded notes with a guy once, who had no online pics, but he described himself. He said he had had a few challenges, had a bad breakup and had to physically fight his ex, who damaged his finances, but he was working and getting on his feet. I went to visit him at his place, a house he was renting, and first thing I noticed is he was chubbier than he said. (I have spent time with guys with a… Read more »
Years ago I was on a different gay dating site. Met a guy who looked fairly decent in his photos. We agreed to go on a date. His photos were a few years out of date, and when I said so, he said they were pics from a holiday he had in Florida a few years ago. I could hardly see the man that I expected to see – instead of a lean pretty boy in his 20s, his face was puffed out a bit, and his hairline had seriously receded. A bad judgment call when selecting photos, but that… Read more »
Reading the examples, it’s clear the circus began with choosing to meet up quickly without much discussion/chatting about who we were and what we both were all about. Maybe there’s a lesson there.
Hunter0500: Must I remind you that a “Hard Penis Has No Conscience”? The Blog is about a unfortunate Date…not a unfortunate Relationship. When we were Young, Hung and Full-Of-Cum, we went out on the Hunt looking for meat and the penis usurped the brain and the penis led the way. We are all guilty of meat over matter and we all have our war stories…I certainly do. It is the nature of the beast and his hunt…game is plentiful and the successful hunter is not always the smartest hunter. Game can be even more dangerous than the hunter. Remember the… Read more »
Even after long discussions and getting to “know” somebody online and over the phone they still could be a big disappointment when you finally meet in person. Making a lengthy acquaintance just prolonged the lies they were telling.
I was in a bar in Dayton, Ohio with my then bf. One of his ex’s shows up. He then asks me if he can borrow the bf for 5 minutes….what can happen in 5 minutes I thought…..Sure. 30 minutes later, I turned the bar upside down to no avail. I remembered there was a cubby next to the building. I looked in the cubby, and I saw my then bf going down on his ex. I jumped back into my car and bucked it back to Windsor Ontario right there and then. Been single since….no nookie either….I’m that far… Read more »
This was back in the middle of November, 1999.
I believe in monogamous relationships. I am in love with a man that wants an open relationship. I believe i should give up the idea of us being in a relationship. It will never work.
Should i move on? I guess i do not make him happy enough? I am ready to move on. Probably won’t find a man who believes in monogamous relationship.
If you want monogamy but he doesn’t, how did you come to love him and why? If you doubt his feelings for you and you doubt ever finding a guy whose monogamous that negative thinking might tarnish your thinking to the point that it will make all your attempts at future relationships unsuccessful Are you just dating him or also sexually involved with him? Maybe just dating guys without the sex you can find someone else interested in monogamy A guy who can wait for sex is less likely to sleep around IMO
You just answered your own question before you asked it. You want apples, he wants a fresh fruit salad. Move on: you aren’t compatible.
Run Huskyguy Run… Enjoy the time you are spending with him because unless you are willing to change your Ideals this will never ever ever work,. You are just 2 ships passing in the night. I personally know that I could never be in a monogamous relationship because once that barn door opens and you are just a man whore you will never be satisfied with one.
In 2017 I went to dinner with a man I met online. We hadn’t discussed politics before, and half way through dinner he starts loudly ranting about hating ‘Trumpers’ and how he had keyed someone’s car because they had a Trump bumper sticker. I was totally disgusted, excused myself to the restroom, and then left the restaurant out of the backdoor
there is a spider on that niggers head, or is that his hair?
I had met a guy through my ex boss who thought we’d be a nice match as “we had a lot in common”, and had seen each other a few times (nothing intimate). One cold Arizona rainy winter night he showed up at my place unannounced. I was cordial and offered him a drink, and as I went into the kitchen to get a couple of bourbons, I went back into he living room and there he sat in front of the fireplace, nekked and sucking on a crack pipe. I threw his nekked ass out and then his clothes… Read more »
Met a guy on here who lived in Arizona who was relocating to Atlanta where I live We hit it off online and on the phone so I offered to travel to Phoenix to help him pack and make the drive here As soon as I arrived and met him in person for the first time, I regretted my decision He was a raging drunk and pot head who was loud and rude and absolutely no help packing all his tasteless trash he called furniture Plus he had two stinking poorly trained mutts he called his babies His friend who… Read more »
My best friend had a similar situation… He was dating this guy and they were in love. Rodney had to move back home to his parents in Florida. My friend paid for all the packing material twice. The first time he gave Rodney the money to go pick up moving supplies that never got bought. Then he packed everything for him, rented the truck to get him to Florida and Rodney drove around Chicago for a week and racked up several hundred dollars in parking and red light camera tickets.
A few years ago I was out of state working and met a guy thru A4A, we agreed that he’d come to my hotel for a meet. At the door is a handsome older guy, a bit taller, with a visibly large package. I’m thinking yeah! Anyway he hits the bathroom and I hit the bed, we start making out and getting to know one another when all of a sudden he starts pissing all over I’m like WTF! Turns out he had a prostate procedure and had lost control of his bladder impulses. The package turned out to be… Read more »
Oh my gosh lol!!!!!!!!!
It was about two years ago now, talked to a guy right from a4a he seemed cool, we even vid chat sent pics but he always took long to get on cam and always in an angle, when he saw my pics he said he went to school with my older brother, and when ever he saw me travelling he wanted me, and he never thought i was into guys, he said he was masculine and DL, that he was clean and stable, he’s great at blow jobs and eating ass, and i’m top he’s bottom, he’s super into hygiene,… Read more »
But you still fucked him AFTER you smelled his body odor and his weak blowjob???
I prefer to know a guy 2 weeks online before meeting offline. 2 weeks is a good time span to notice patterns of sanity and eccentricity. By the time 2 weeks has gone, usually several different types of weather have happened, and you can witness how the guy reacts when different weather patterns affect his mood. If you and he both live in the same area, 2 weeks is a real decent objective. He’s not going anywhere, and you aren’t either. If the guy has a “scam” or “lie” he constantly pulls on guys, chances are you will see him… Read more »
(Opens the Awful Date filing cabinet) (Combs the Archives) (Finds these Bronze, Silver, and Gold Medal gems) Bronze) A guy asked me out to dinner several years ago after seeing a number of my *not*-outdated pictures online. As soon as he showed up, he looked disappointed and then kept looking past me in conversation during the meal. When we parted outside the restaurant after dinner, he said, “Well, I guess we can talk on the phone,” to which I wanted to reply, “I’ll be sure to wear a bag on my head.” [He’s since hit on me again on this… Read more »
Gold, blocked you because you turned down the offer to meet at his place. When guys who don’t know you offer you to come over to their home ,they are either lunatics or sex addicts.
I met a guy on CraigsList, we seemed to hit it off so we planned a meeting at Zuni. I was seated first, then he came in,seeming like a natural man. Instead, he came up to the table and asked me “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? I said, no I haven’t. He turned around and walked out on me.
I ran into a few of those on actual sites. Typically site managers remove them for spamming. Now, mind you, there are many people who have religion but are gay, but you met someone who thinks he has the right to come into your comfort zone, deceitfully, and try to push his agenda. I find it so funny, when these same arrogant people complain about gay people “forcing their agenda.”
I’m not sure you could call this a “date”, but… Northern Michigan, 1979, I’m an 18 year old skinny twink, hitch hiking in the U.P., way the hell out in the sticks. A guy a Ford Granada pulls over and picks me up and asks where I’m going. “About ten miles up the road to some cabins”, I reply. A mile or so up the road, he pulls into a liquor store and buys some peppermint schnapps, gets back in the car and hands me the bottle. I politely decline, saying I almost never drink. He says “aw come on,… Read more »
He proposed to me on the first date… after I took his virginity… Not that I’m against marriage, but um, first date material? No… at least wait for the third date and claim you are a Lesbian (joking, but seriously!) Another date, I picked him up, we went to a bar, the second I sat down and we started talking, my puka shell necklace shattered everywhere (literally no idea why). After drinks, we walked to a park and suddenly we both needed to pee but there wasn’t an open bathroom (and no where to pee in a bush or anything).… Read more »
I was 25 and of course looking online, and a guy sent me some pretty hot pics. He looked young, so I asked him and he said he just turned 18. He asked me to come to his place for some fun, and I agreed. He lives on the beach about 45 min away, but I’m like , why not, hes hot! So I am driving and I start getting texts, saying he lives with his sister, and we have to be quiet, but it will be fine. He wants me to text him instead of knocking so we don’t… Read more »