Dating: What’s Your Best Gay Pick-Up Line?

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Pick-up lines are a fun, cheeky way to break the ice, whether you’re in a bar, chatting online, or even browsing gay dating apps like Adam4Adam. They range from smooth and witty to downright hilarious (or cringe-worthy). A gay man online sparked a playful conversation by asking, “Just for fun … tell me some pick-up lines.” He added, “I’ll start… I’m jealous of your heart, right now. It’s pounding inside you and I’m not.”

This got us thinking: what are the best, worst, and funniest pick-up lines gay men have ever encountered? What lines make you laugh, grab your attention, or even win you over? Share your stories—whether you’ve heard them in person, on Adam4Adam, while hanging out at a gay bar, or anywhere else!

Here are some popular picks from the community, along with a bit of commentary to set the mood:

1. “Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.”
   A classic line that’s as bold as it is ridiculous. It’s guaranteed to get a laugh or an eye-roll, depending on the delivery.
2. “I got these pants on sale. 40% off!”
   This one’s clever, but the follow-up seals the deal: “Come to my place and we can make them 100% off.” And who doesn’t love a deal?
3. “You want to do a 68? You go down on me and I’ll owe ya one.”
   Equal parts cheeky and clever, this line is definitely for those who appreciate a little wordplay.
4. “Why don’t you drop everything and come with me.”
   Simple, direct, and effective. Sometimes less is more when it comes to flirting.
5. “I’m an astronaut and I’d like to explore Uranus.”
   A space-themed pick-up line that’s out of this world! Sure, it’s a little crude, but it’s hard not to laugh at its audacity.

Pick-up lines might seem silly, but they serve a purpose: they break the ice. Whether you’re looking for a date, a hookup, or just a fun conversation, a good pick-up line can set the tone and show off your personality. Humor, confidence, and creativity go a long way in making a lasting impression.

Now, it’s your turn! What pick-up lines have worked for you, whether online or in person? Which ones make you laugh or catch your attention? And, of course, what’s the funniest or most outrageous line someone’s used on you? Adam4Adam readers, what’s your go-to line?Share your stories in the comments section below and let’s keep the fun going!