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Hey, guys! What are your craziest, wildest hookup stories?
Some gay men are sharing theirs on the AGB sub on Reddit. The original poster (OP) asked, “In no more than one sentence, what is the story that, if you told it on the AGB sub, people would most likely accuse you of making up?” OP then shared that he got hit up once by “someone who said his partner, who was traveling for work at the time, had fucked me and had ‘recommended’ my bottoming skills if he needed to get off while the boyfriend was gone.”
“I’ve fucked 2 different guys that I later found out my brother got to first,” a gay man confessed.
On the other hand, somebody shared: “When I was in Turkey, I visited a local hammam (it’s a Turkish bath house where you are washed by male bath attendants (tellaks)) and had spontaneous sex with the young bath attendant behind the curtain in a private washing booth without knowing his name or understanding his language, while other visitors were in the main steam room.” He then added, “For context, I was 23 and he was similar age or a bit younger.”
Another guy said, “I’ve hooked up with probably 8ish straight guys who live straight lives and most of my encounters were total fantasy material settings like drunken camping, being stuck late at the office with the boss, and my personal fave – getting my mouth used by two friends separately in the bathroom at a house party unbeknownst to them both about each other.” Then, he added, “Breaking the rules to add a second sentence to simply acknowledge, yes, I was (or still am) a slut.”
Further, someone revealed, “I was once hanging with a guy and went under his blanket to blow him, was in the middle of it and his mom (who knew I was there) came in, asked a question and talked to him for like two minutes while I just kept sucking.”
If it were you, would you continue blowing your friend?
Meanwhile, another guy replied, “My ex-boyfriend gave me syphillis and then had the audacity to say that it was actually me that was sleeping around 🙃 gaslighting to the MAX.”
Having said all that, what about you, guys? What’s your most unbelievable hookup story in one sentence? Comment below!
Met a “Dipshit” in an “AOL Chatroom” many years ago… . We spoke several times and he seemed level-headed and seemed unexpectedly “Normal”? My gut feeling wasn’t quite assured but my head said “What-The Hell”! We agreed that he should come over the Sunday of the current week around 1 p.m. Sure enough, the doorbell rings, at the street level and I go “Barrel-Assing Down-The-Stars” to answer it! Mind-you, it is February! I open the door and the “Dipshit” is dressed in a “Soccer Outfit” replete with gold shorts, gold tee shirt, gold socks pulled up to his knees and… Read more »
You chatted with yourself and played ding dong ditch at your own place. Cool story, bro.
No,
I learned the bitter truth…
“Leave it online –
but
don’t invite it to your door”!
As SOON as he said “met a dipshit,” I knew he was talking about himself. Glad I’m not the only one that jumped to that conclusion.
PS:
He was holding a “Soccer Ball”.
Funny story but I’m confused why you rejected him so quickly. Aside from the bizarro outfit, was he ugly, weird, creepy-looking, all of the above?
First,
He said – online- that he was 29.
If, he were 29 –
then,
I was either in the basinet or the playpen?
Second,
He was so thin
that
if he “turned Side-Ways –
he would be invisible.
His legs
were
toothpicks –
thus,
He looked like one of “Perdue’s Coop Members?
He was “Self-Actualizing” a Fantasy.
He did not bring it to my attention within the AOL Chatroom. If he had, I would have said
“No”.
He was standing outside the street entrance to my apartment building in broad daylight. It was
February of 2003 – not Halloween of 2003.
Let’s start with the cocksucking under the blanket with mom chatting. That never happened. Followed by comments that never happened either. I’m going back to not reading this blog.
Here we have yet another stupid and useless article that someone is getting paid to produce. Enough with this perpetuation of gay stereotypes with your foolish and infintiile sexual questions to get ratings. The same people’s comments get posted each and every time. Anyone who is critical of the bufoon who comes up with this crap gets their comments deleted. Whomever is doing this should run for President as Trump’s runningmnate. It’s the same mentality. Negate what you don’t like and post what doesn’t matter.
You poor frigid thing…. I love money and sex. Both are very important. In fact without my massive sexual capital, I would never have been able to accumulate my massive financial capital of over $17,000,000. Money and sex go together like flies and,,, well never mind that. Anyway when lots of rich men like to be in your company, the wealth just rubs off…oh, even though I was often offered money directly for sex (Thousands of dollars sometimes, fifty dollars other times) I never accepted, even when I was dirt poor. I knew I was worth more than any amount… Read more »
For example my husband of 30 years, gave me great stock tips since he was high up in Silicon Valley companies like KLA -Tencor and Applied Materials and banked 500K a year. He told me to buy Nvidia stock over 20 years ago. So I pooled my money and bought 35K worth of Nvidia stock. I’ve held it since and right now it’s worth 5.4 million dollars !!!
This morning Nvidia is up again and my stock is now worth exactly….$5,565,297.19. I’m making 150k to 250K a day now!!! This is after I retired, I don’t work any more. My Husband just takes me traveling all over the planet.
Now the total is $5,615,663.28. I’ve made $50,000 in just 20 min.
CUE ALL THE DELUSIONAL…….LYING SILLY ASS MEN COMING HERE TO SAY THEY ARE HOOKING UP WITH ALL THSE %100 “STRAIGHT MARRIED MEN” WHO TRAVEL ACROSS TOWN….PAST HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN…..TO HAVE SEX WITH AN OLDER DUDE…..JUST A DUDE—–PERIOD! “STRAIGHT” MEN GUYS >>>>>.DO NOT…….AT ALL…..EVER……..PERIOD…….HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER MAN!!
Without all the yelling, yes, the blog topic is again lacking.
Spontaneous hookups do sometimes go well. But often, because the participants did not sufficiently vet each other, their outcomes are historically bad. Men too frequently let the head of their penis and their balls make decisions about their actions. Gay men add a level of stupidity by adding a “free, gay, wishful, hopeful” layer to their thought processes. After the failed meeting, they claim themselves the “victim”.
Hookups aren’t what’s crazy. It’s irresponsible willingness to jump into them far too quickly that is.
Hunter0500:
The “Joys and the Perils” of spontaneous hookups… .
“Take-Your-Chances” and you accept the “Consequences”.
It is the “Unknown” which either makes it all “Worthwhile” or a “Waste-Of-Time”?
Sometimes –
you “Play” or you “Pay”?
I have had thousands of hook ups. Never had a BAD one, a few off or boring ones but when you have the sexual capital that I have, that’s all men want from you. The worst thing I can think of is, a couple of times Black guys got upset because I was ready to leave. Both were Black and sometimes the dynamic between Black and white guys gets weird. I mean what are you supposed to say, when a hot Black guy starts yelling… Fuck your N-word, Yeah, fuck your N-word, as you are plowing them. I just kept… Read more »
I have had sex with 8,000 beautiful men, many married and straight presenting. It was Gore Vidal who maintained there was no such thing as a HOMOSEXUAL, there are only HOMOSEXUAL acts and most men enjoy those acts in secret… honey. The down low is real and … MASSIVE. Oh and one more thing, a mans G spot is … UP HIS ASS, it feels better and more intense than even a man’s cock can achieve.
Lots of straight men have sex with men on the side. Where do you think the term “down low” came from? You must be a woman, or a deeply closeted man.. Usually the most outwardly homophobic men, are the ones who play the most..
These men are not Straight. Straight men do not have sex with men. Some men present themselves as Straight because a) they can since they don’t fit the fem/fairy/flaming stereotype and b) they do not feel the need to “come out”, that everyone on the planet needs to know their preference for sexual partners (a matter of deserved privacy). They could be Bi or Gay. In the end, they are anything but Straight.
That is like saying Gay men do not have sex with women…. BUT SOME DO and having some sex with women, does not make them … Straight. It just makes them more sexually proficient and interesting. That goes for “straight” men too. Anal sex feels really great and with women that costs more, but men just GIVE IT AWAY!!!
Not at all. Men who present themselves as Gay, and usually have sex with men but also now and the women, are not Gay. Like guys who present themselves as Straight, they’re not Straight either.
“HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN” LOL! You mean so so ladies in strip clubs, that charge $30 to get in and then $20 more to sit close to the stage, where you will required to constantly throw cash at the so so ladies. Then for $50 they will shake their ass over your clothed crotch and BS you for “more” in the VIP room, where they will extract $300, to tease your cock for 10 min. Then they will throw you out… There, now you know why the down low is so universally popular
I’ve had sex with married men, many of them are out there.
Those poor men. Probably ran to the church for Confession after that god awful experience!
…whatta bunch of Killjoys..
And , yeah I had a mindblowing spontaneous “I can’t believe that actually happened” hookup.
But, meh.
I won’t stick my neck out here with all the boo-hoo’s.
I agree. Why do you all have to be so nasty? I find these things quite entertaining – harmless and a fun distraction from my daily goings on. Here’s my unusual hookup story if anyone cares to read it: I have a very specific type I go for. One day I was doing my usual cruising on a4a and came across one such type. Saw his pix, stats, age, etc., and I was like “oh yeah, he’s a MUST.” Only thing was, although he was only about a half-hour from me, he was driving in the opposite direction of my… Read more »
For men, sex with men is tantamount to a Gift from God. A guy really has to go out his way (be irresponsible or a liar) to make an encounter bad. Mind Blowing events do happen; satisfactory ones are simple to make happen.
Guys who are either irresponsible or liars should have their Sex Card suspended (period of time to be determined by the level of their contributing to the bad outcome.)
If “The Community” really existed and cared about its “members”, there’d be Rules of Sexual Behavior and Engagement. But we know what a face “The Community” is.
I’ll go farther than that: Have their dicks TIED INTO SEVERAL KNOTS so they won’t F**K anything until their learned their lesson(s). 😛
Knots … we’re talking guys >9″ then?
Ok, I’m safe … regardless of any heinous hookup act I might do.
I guess that’s part of it for me…. I’m not in this for a “Community”, or membership.
I just like getting laid… Sometimes I’m grateful if the guy just shows up!
However, I’ve gotten pretty good at sniffing out bullshit online chaff from the wheat! LoL
I don’t really bemoan anyone who wants to protect their community or identity, but these articles really are just for fun.
I hope everyone remembers to have fun up to whatever level, or experience makes them comfortable.
Once again, I offer up a “here here!” to you – I fully agree. (Then again, I could say “I have your back…now move just a bit to the right and spread your legs a bit wider…ahhhh…there we go…oh yeah…”) And yes, we certainly do develop our own means of finding the good guys while weeding out the bad actors. Gimme great hot gay sex – I’ll find my ‘community’ elsewhere.
While on an away field trip in college the man that drove, the bus was so hot. We kept making eye contact in his mirror as well as when getting on and off the bus. On the second night as we arrived at our hotel things were getting obvious one of us should make the first move. After dinner as I walked by him, he slipped me a note with his room number, time, and be clean. I showed up, the door was unlocked, and he was totally nude on the bed and I couldn’t get my clothes off fast… Read more »
I once fucked a guy in the supply closet across from my unit commander’s office!
Oh! Have I got some good ones. The Marine who looked like Channing Tatum, who I stared at in a bookstore in San Diego. He gave me back a hard dirty look, so I disengaged and left the book store. Minutes later he pulled up by me as I was walking, in his huge Bronco (LIKE THE O.J. BRONCO) and said YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME… To make a long story short a few minutes later I had him legs spread on his back taking my dick balls deep and he was yelling …IT FEELS SO GOOD I DON’T WANT… Read more »
Like I said, I could keep going for hours. Like the time I was in a old movie theater showing straight porn in San Salvador, El Salvador. Guys would jack off in their seats or walk behind the screen on the stage for man to man action. I fucked a couple of guys back there and then washed up in the rest room. There were roving bands of soldiers with sub machine guns in the lobby when I came out of the rest room. I gave them a big smile and they flashed me big smiles back. It was all… Read more »
I was into understall action. I sucked and stroked a nice cock until it exploded across my stall to the opposite wall! He looked under and I asked him how old he was. He answered 13!!!
I was cruised by what looked like a 6 or 7 year old once at a active restroom. He came up next to me at a urinal and started playing with his dick looking right at me. I gave him a smile and got the hell out of there fast….
Alex, I’ll take “Things That Never Fucking Happened” for $2000
In Denver visiting family. Went down to the “restaurant” in the hotel for breakfast. Guy working behind the counter and I exchanged glances. He gave me a sign to go to the bathroom. In the handicap stall made out and mutual hand jobs. Sorry, it wasn’t the epic sexual encounter, but it was a REAL one
I had straight sex with a gal who suspected her boyfriend was cheating on her. Her suspicions were correct, because he was fucking me..
LOLOLOLOL – That is amazing.
I swallowed my cousins piss
I went to a flamenco performance, and totally fell for the handsome, charming dancer. At the after-party, he was surrounded by a gaggle of young girls, and he looked at my young beauty across the room, and openly made his way over to talk to me. He asked for a ride home, so I took him to my place and tried to blow his enormous uncut cock, then took him home. His roommate was livid with jealousy…he later exposed himself to me in a men’s room.
Craziest hook up I had been chatting online with this guy “Clay” for many weeks and when we met he politely said it wouldn’t work that I wasn’t really his type. Flash forward 5 weeks later I was at another buds place who was online in the same chat room and Clay had messaged him saying same stuff he always said to me. So I told my bud let me type messages to him and I started talking to him as my bud and during the conversation Clay said he wanted to do a 3way. So as my bud I… Read more »
Hmmm…most of my hookups were very normal and vanilla, as I am not into wild. Give me mild. There was one guy who wanted to blow me and jack me and edge me until I was ready to cum, at which point he had me ejaculate into a sock. This is what he wanted and he told me so before I went to his place. I was horny so I accepted. He was quite cute and seemed to be on something, or else mildly disabled.The BJ was amazing, possibly the best ever. The sock he slipped over my penis was… Read more »
For sniffing, I imagine.
When I was in my undergrad, I was a work study student and had access to keys of the whole music building, so I hooked up with many guys in professors offices, including closeted military guys and porn star Mason Lear when he went by his birth name.
I studied music at two schools and never hooked up with anyone in the department.
Oh, I’ve had number of them, far and few in between, they’ve all taught me lessons, especially the close calls, be very careful of multiple types for multiple reasons.
They craziest “hook-ups” though, were the best ones for ‘us’ (him and me) totally unexpectedly spectacular sex!
We’re just really jaded, cynical; the types I hook-up with now and them, “far and few in between” it’s not quantities, but the quality of.
I thought it was “few and far between”
While out of town with a buddy,, Black Beech in Mississippi, after a long day of drinking and women watching ,we headed to our motel, I showered first and got comfortable on my bed alone with my laptop,, while chatting with a chat buddy on in a chat room,, I dozed off,, my chat buddy and myself were total bottoms and we should share a like and experience’s with each other,, I was explaining to him how I enjoyed getting fucked and at that time I wasn’t the dick sucker I am today,, but I was telling him how I… Read more »
Having oral/anal sex with the stage manager on the prop bed… center stage… in a summer stock theatre where we were doing “Fiddler on the Roof” ….after everyone had left the theatre for the night.
In a cemetery, late at night. Saw a really hot, buffed man who often took the same shortcut. We had exchanged glances and smiles a number of times until I finally got up the nerve to ask him if he wanted to come over for a drink. He said something like, “why not right here, right now?” Before I knew it, he had me pushed up to a tree and we proceeded to make out, finishing with me bent over a headstone (funny name there). He was a local cop it turns out and he did come over after that.… Read more »
A very fond memory is the first time I let a man cum in my mouth. I was very new at being bi, but loved cock. I was blowing guys at a “adult” video store, and sucked his for a few minutes. He asked to join me in my booth. His dick was perfect for sucking. After 10 minutes or so, he grabbed the back of my head and came, and shoot so much jizz, it also came out of my nose. He proceeded to suck me after that, with his cum running over my lips and chin as I… Read more »