As sexually active individuals, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say we’ve either given or received a sperm facial at least once or twice in our life. Of course, all of that is in a sexual context. Could sperm facials actually be good for your skin?
It became the talk of the town early last year after Gwyneth Paltrow’s facialist suggested that using sperm for a facial. She claimed that it had a compound called spermine that acts as an antioxidant that treats blemishes, smoothens skin, and reduces wrinkles. But does it really?
Strictly speaking, sperm does have nutrients. In an interview with Health, Michael Reitano, MD, of the men’s health service Roman said that sperm has fat, sodium, potassium, zinc, magnesium, lactic acid, fructose, citric acid, calcium, ascorbic acid, vitamin C, vitamin B12, as well as proteins that number in the hundreds.
As to whether those nutrients are any good for the skin? A Los Angeles dermatologist says no. Talking to Cosmopolitan, dermatologist Will Kirby says that there aren’t enough proteins in sperm and semen to make a difference. Kirby also adds that all the nutrients found in sperm doesn’t really have a measurable benefit on one’s skin. It doesn’t have any bad effects either, unless you happen to be allergic to semen, which is an actual condition called human seminal plasma protein hypersensitivity.
Of course, if you enjoy the sensation of someone jizzing on your face, you’re free to go out there and indulge in it. Just don’t expect to get clearer skin from it.
We’d like to hear about your best sperm facial experiences — obviously in a sexual context. When and where did it happen? Was it just one guy or more? Share it with us in the comments section and feel free to be as detailed as you want!
Gwyneth (aside from her yoni egg qweefery) is right! Sperm facials do give a youthful glow. Those active little swimmers squiggling on your skin enhance the circulation.
Go for it, have a blast!!!! ! ! !
YOU EVER GONE ON HER SITE ”GOOP” SHE SELLS COTTON DRESSES FOR LIKE 5,000 DOLLARS, ONLY A MORON WOULD TAKE HER ADVICE, LIKE SHE IS SOME HEALTH CARE SKIN SPECIALIST,SHE’S PITIFUL, GO CHECK OUT PRICES THERE, LIKE A ”TOOTHPASTE ROLLER” METAL FOR 300 DOLLARS,IDIOCY
this has to be one of the silliest blogs. but it made me smile, so whatevs
ahaha that was the idea 🙂
It made my dick hard!! Love cum
Just don’t get any in your eye!!!
like the song? ‘Sperm gets in your eyes’. Oldies are the best
Technically speaking, sperm cells are an element of seamen, so to be accurate it would be a seamen facial.
Hey Kevin J, speaking of being “technical”, unless it’s Seamen giving you the facial, it’s semen, not Seamen. But I suppose you could get Seamen semen! Sounds Hot! LOL
I’d like a bunch of seamen to give me a facial TBH
Maybe a study should be done to see if there’s a difference between seamen facials, airmen facials or soldiers facials.
How about a coastie facial or a marine facial?
How could you leave out “Army Facials”?
I have had several facials but only because the cream was procured at night under The Cloak-Of Darkness so it was either a hit or a miss or both!
While the sun was high or the lights were still on, the hunt for the cream had to be postponed until the environment was optimal. Army Cream is just as luscious, creamy, sweet and copious as the aforementioned types of cream.
Cream = Cream, regardless of the uniforms!
A soldier facial would be an Army facial.
In absolute term, you made an assumption.
However, The Marines are the Land Force of The US Navy and Marines are considered “Soldiers,” too. Hence, the term “Soldier” has become a generic term for a person who wears a military uniform as the distinction among the branches are no longer delineated as they were when I was part of it.
soldier=Army … Or so I thought
Anyone who blindly takes advice from any celebrity needs their heads examined. With all the information at one’s fingertips it amazes me that people are so gullible as to try this without doing any actual research.
What an unbridled, unmitigated waste of cream! Glorious Cream is not to be wasted, topically, but utilized, internally! For us, the spermaholics; creamaholics and cumaholics, cream is to be ingested for its nutritionally benefit for The Homo Sapiens Sapiens! Invoking The “Puritan Work Ethic” of huffing and puffing on the Human Spigot to induce the release of the Elixir of youth and longevity, is the beauty and endeavor of such procurement. Think of the joy of hearing, “I’m going to Cum” as the revelation between the ears and the sensation of the unleashing upon the esophagus, all cumming together in… Read more »
No! Scientists recently have discovered up to 27+ viruses and bacteria can exist in semen. A very high percentage of all people in the world, especially sexually active people, have or carry herpes or one or more of the 150 strains of warts discovered so far, about 1/3rd of them considered genital warts. Warts are highly contagious and laterally transmittable, meaning if you have it somewhere on your body, then touch or scratch it and touch another area, you’ve self-transmitted it! For the above reasons, it’s really not smart to get semen anywhere in or on your body unless it’s… Read more »
Not my thing. I always have it in me. Refuse to have it on me. Such a waste
My first one was at 14…..loved it ever since!
I thought it was Cleopatra who discovered semen facials had astringent properties and was very good for tightening the skin. Just a dab under each eye to feel the difference. Suck up the rest for sure…or better…lather your face in that dick full of cum and saliva real good. First time I did that I didn’t want to stop.
SHE BATHED IN WATER FROM ROSES
Cleopatra, also, bathed in milk, too
However, Mae West was asked, “What Is Your Favorite Perfume?” She answered, “The essence Of Men”!
always makes me smile. so Yes. has benifits for the giver, and reciever
puts a smile on My face. both when Giving, and when Receiving .
I’ve had a vertical line in the center in the center of my forehead since my early 20s. One time, I gave myself a sperm facial – just smeared my own on there – and went to bed. When I woke up and looked in the mirror, the line was gone. Of course, it lasted only as long as the overnight. When I washed my face, the line instantly reappeared. The semen dried on my face and, like a face lift, pulled the skin away from the crease, giving the illusion of a line-free face. It’s temporary, like getting a… Read more »
So about Jussie Smollett …so reported here not long ago… and today’s mainstream news ??
Once my spunk jets out of my cock it’s no longer mine, it belongs to my bottom. And whatever he wants to go with it is fine with me.
Yeah, its pretty funny actually, but seriously, if you should have a cut or scrape from shaving, or as mentioned “get it in your eye’s” this would most certainly spell trouble and I’m sure you know what I mean.
Better for hair gel. Has that ‘I’ve got a secret’ scent too
IS THERE NOT A PERSON HERE WHO HAS ACCIDENTLY had a man squirt cum in your eye, IT BURNS LIKE HELL, THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING, now go buy a gweeenie paltro cotton jacket for 6,000
My first facial experience was unique. I used to live in southern CA and on occasion, if traffic was bad, I would stop by the FLEX spa on my way home. I like younger sub guys and I hooked up with one in the steam room and we went back to y private room for some additional fun. After playing for some time, i told him that I wanted to cum and he asked me, “I want you to shoot it on my face, everywhere, even in my eyes”. I was a bit reluctant as I had seen facials in… Read more »
Great for your beard. Just comb it thru. Softens the beard. HIGHLY recommended.