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Everyone has that story. Maybe it happened on vacation, during college, on a rainy night, or somewhere you never expected. So here’s the question for you, Adam4Adam blog readers: what’s the naughtiest place you’ve ever had sex? Was it spontaneous, planned, funny afterward, or something you still think about years later?
A similar question was posed by a gay man online recently: “Naughtiest places you’ve had sex? I’m just curious LOL.” The replies came quickly, and they ranged from awkward to hilarious to surprisingly bold. Some involved travel, some happened during everyday life, and others sounded like scenes from a movie.
One of the most talked-about replies came from a man whose experience involved a hospital setting. He wrote, “Hospital bathroom. This doctor agreed to meet, but it was hard to find a private area since it was 3 pm and people were heading home, so we kept elevator hopping till he found a quiet unit that didn’t have any people around. He had a new patient come in, so he quickly did documentation and such just so I could suck his dick before he got busy again.”
Another commenter shared a story that sounded almost unbelievable because of how much happened in one weekend. “At my college roommate’s family lake house. I had sex with his brother on the roof and his dad in the garage in the same weekend.”
In addition, some stories became memorable because of unexpected consequences afterward. One gay man recalled, “Parking garage ramp of a hotel, and my friend was the manager, and he told me it came up in their meeting and the security tape.” Safe to say, not every hookup stays private forever.
Further, others listed multiple locations almost casually, showing how different people define “naughty.” One gay man wrote, “Dentist’s office. Semi-friend’s bedroom, with her dad. Gym steam room.” Another kept it short and confident with, “My poolside with my garden boy.”
Meanwhile, the weather even became part of the adventure for one reader who remembered being in the “Back of the SUV in airport parking during a downpour.”
For some men, the excitement came from the location itself. For others, it was the spontaneity, secrecy, travel, or simply being in the right place at the right time.
Of course, not everyone is into adventurous settings. Plenty of gay men prefer bedrooms, hotels, or places where nobody has to worry about interruptions. Still, something is entertaining about hearing the stories people collect over the years.
Sometimes the location becomes more memorable than the hookup itself.
Having said all that, Adam4Adam blog readers, what’s the naughtiest place you’ve ever had sex? Was it somewhere public, unexpected, during travel, or completely random? Would you call it adventurous, chaotic, romantic, or all three at once? And which story still makes you laugh today? Share with us your thoughts and stories in the comments section down below!
Does almost – but not quite – count? True Confession!
I dated a female, briefly, whose father owned a funeral home. One day, after school, she brought me down into the basement (or lower floor?) to show me assorted caskets… some of which were already occupied – when she lifted up their lids. She asked me if I would ever consider having sex in a casket? Subsequently, I left in a Flash and never returned!
Years later,
I ran into “Creature-Feature” and she remember me rather harshly. She
accused me of having run out on her!
I explained that having sex in a casket would induce “Claustrophobia”
and my dick would be dead! She demurred, reluctantly, and asked:
“Would You Consider a Mausoleum?”
I knew, then and there, that we were, are and remain, “Sexually
Incompatible”!
I actually DID have sex in a casket one evening with a friend who worked at the funeral home! You don’t know what you missed!
was it a 69?
LOL! LOL! LOL!
buddy is a retired funeral director and one time he asked me to help him pick up a body… i sucked him as he drove back to the funeral home with the body in that back of the van. don’t judge lol
did your retired funeral director get as hard as the body he picked up to deliver?
LOL! LOL! LOL!
Well you brought something to life on the way back.
it’s called the ressurection!
A choir director invited me to a Catholic Church. We started kissing in the overflow section of the church. We ended in the priest’s changing room where i attempted to make him pregnant.
was he a Castrato?
you going to hell lol also, i had sex with a trans guy in a church parking lot in my SUV. so i guess i’ll see you there lol
another confession!
my sexiest sex spot was also i potential porn scene. awhile back i had sex with a guy i met on grindr on the beach. it was a man-made beach surrounding a lake. it was near the road, so we found a spot that had a large dune that shielded us for better privacy (and not catching an indecent exposure charge). it was late at night with a slight breeze, so conditions were great for sweaty man sex. we put a blanket down and got to business. one of the hottest sexual experiences i have ever had. i won’t go… Read more »
I have fucked in various places,side of roads,woods,parks,in the day time,but the naughtiest is when I started going to technical college,the restrooms was a gay/bi man dream cum true,it was one of my earliest group hookups,all of us sucked each other dicks,I hookup
with one off and on for awhile after that(older arab guy),I like the late 1980’s,guys were still in the closest,if you could caught them,you had some good dick or asshole waiting for you!Fayetteville/Fort Bragg NC was the Shit in the late 80’s to mid 90’s for me!
Probably more raunchy than nasty but …..was out to Dinner with a Guy I was dating and who walked in but someone that I had hooked up with previously. The other Dude tended to be a little too ‘handsy’ for his liking and he refused to let it go. While driving back to his place he inquired “Out of curiousity did you have sex with that Guy?”. I tried to avoid answering figuring What business was it of his but he kept pressing for an answer. When I finally admitted to it he got pissed off Big Time because he… Read more »
The lobby of my building, my doctor’s office when he molested me, the bastard.
Proctologist?
priest? bishop? cardinal? altar boy?
voluntary molestation?
voluntary molestation?
Bet you LOVED IT and begged for MORE MORE MORE!!!! Lololol
da’ homie got da’ bang of da’ life from da’ doc’ or da’ office? didn’t know da’ projects had da’ doctor or da’ office.
SURE THEY DO!!! Now you KNOW! 😉
In my parents’ bedroom! My neighbor and I grew up together and when we turned 18 we finally were able to admit to each other we kinda had the hots for each other. We’re both bi, had girlfriends, etc. and so it had never really come up. One weekend my parents were away so we got together at my house and started going through my dad’s stash or porn mags. I finally took the plunge and asked if I could suck his cock. He willingly drop his pants and his 7″, thick cock popped out. I eagerly sucked him off… Read more »
I worked at a major retail chain. One night before our holiday meeting I was talking to a hot top guy on Grindr. The next day after the meeting a new employee told me he was the guy on Grindr. We went to the public restroom in the mall and he fucked me bareback. After that, on nights when we both closed, I sent everyone else home after the store was clean, and he would stay and fuck me in the office. It was a hot several months
The naughtiest place had to be at my friend’s aunt’s house after a party. We were both late teens. Everybody else went home but I stayed the night. He and I had messed around before so I knew he would want some head. He told me to come to his aunt’s bed and share it with him. We were lying there in boxers then he took off his underwear so I did too. He said he wanted my lips around his dick so I enthusiastically gave him what he wanted. Trouble is, it was the late 80s and you could… Read more »
Rest stop bathroom stall on the Ma.Pike.
Do you have a bald spot on your head? Oh, that WAS you!!
OMG – me too! Mine was right off the pike on 128
I had a friend that was staying at his sister’s house she lived on a golf course….one day we decided to take a walk on the golf course so we can smoke a joint as we walked we ended up in a wooded area right off the fairway we both had to take a piss we pulled out our cocks started pissing he asked if i needed help shaking it I told him sure he grabbed my cock and started shaking it and then started stroking me I reached down grabbed his hard cock and jerked him next thing you… Read more »
That is really hot man
Maybe this answer is a bit pedantic, but a gay bath house.
the titles to these blogs are always Pedantic just as the Media, too
Two places come to mind. In the dug out at a baseball stadium during the day, with no one around of course and in the back compartment of a refrigerated milk truck. The young, hot, sexy milkman pulled down his pants and touched his toes and I hit it from behind. It was cold but the sex was hot.
Love to WARM YOU UP, SEXY Matt!!!! Lololol
I would definitely be a willing participant!!! No doubt. Lol
In the back of a ups truck. Twice !
Did you DO the delivery OR TAKE the PACKAGE????Lololol or BOTH! 😉
Love how this question is worded!! Hope he responds. Lol
I fucked a gal at a Jimmy Buffett concert with her girlfriend standing right next to us. It was dark, we were far back on the lawn and she was playing with my cock while I stood behind her. I lifted up her skirt and did her from behind.
In an FWB’s back yard on a sunny warm day. His place then was on a wooded lot surrounded by farms. Another was by a pond in the middle of a private wooded area.
I was helping a friend decorate his Catholic Church for Christmas. There were only about five people doing the whole damn thing and that’s why he asked me to help. I was about 17 at the time. He laughingly asked if we should put decorations inside a confessional so we open the door and looked in. While we’re in there he closed the door and we started kissing. Eventually kissing led to sucking and eventually sucking lead to him seated with my pants down bouncing on his cock and masturbating. Hr had his hand over my mouth because I tended… Read more »
Movie theater (not X rated), front seats in a Jeep, top of a FIRE watch tower, friends house party in the guest bathroom with an attractive new buddy.
I used to suck men’s dicks through glory holes at an x-rated bookstore on my way home from work most days of the week. I usually swallowed 3-4 loads every visit. I ate countless loads from men, usually not seeing who it was on the other side. It was always a thrill and quite satisfying to have cum in me by the time I got home from work each day. I’m a hard core homosexual, and I’m insatiable for other men’s dicks and cum. I love being a homo.
my partner an I were in Key West in a small gay pub. We had a few and we were on each other at the bar,,,very hot. I took him by the hand leading him to the rest room lucky us the stall was vacant I stepped in he followed He pulled it out and I hit my knees…tobad he did close the door oh well
A 6’4″, 225#, hot hunk was a friend of mine (he was 36, me 18) and he lived in a high rise in downtown Cleveland. He had a huge balcony overlooking a major street with apartment buildings all around. One evening we were naked and laying on his leather couch and things were getting a little aroused and sweaty. He said, “Wanna see what happens after 68?” I said, “Well usually 69.” He said, “It’s 68 right now!” I’m an average guy, 5’7″, 145#. Next thing I know he’s standing by the balcony door saying, “Get over here, I want… Read more »
While in college, I spent part of holidays at a friend’s parents home. It was a large home and he had a couple of older brothers there as well. None of the siblings still lived at home and a couple had their wives with them and so I stayed in a very small bedroom I hadn’t even known was there… The oldest brother had flown in from Montreal,.. very handsome and erudite man. We retired just after midnight (Christmas Eve) .. and before I fell asleep, he crept into the pitch-dark room and proceeded to grab my firming penis.taking the… Read more »
You musta been a GOOD BOY to get all your XMAS desires delivered right to your BED !!! 🙂
I was having a beer and a slice at a Pizza place. Family place with games etc. before the dinner rush and hardly no customers there but 4-5 staff people. My waiter was a young Phillipino guy who was a relentless flirt. He dropped a hint and a wink about the bathroom, which was a one-hole lockable room. I decided to call his bluff and went into the bathroom leaving the door unlocked. Sure enough not more than two minutes later he slipped in and right after that he slipped in if you know what I mean. He pounded my… Read more »
An alleyway and a parking lot/parking garage. Love public but I make noises when the guy’s dick is big. Haven’t been caught, but wouldn’t be the first time with an audience.