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Curious about how your state stacks up in the penis department? According to a recent study by Bespoke Surgical, a New York City-based proctology firm, some states stand taller than others—literally. The firm surveyed over 1,300 American men across the 50 U.S. states, asking about their erect penis lengths. The results ranged from a modest 5.22 inches to an impressive 7.44 inches, offering a unique glimpse into the geography of self-reported phallus size.
Alabama emerged as the undisputed champion of this “national battle of the bulge,” with an average length of 7.44 inches—well above the self-reported national average of 6.41 inches. Louisiana claimed the second spot at 7.15 inches, while West Virginia secured third place with an even 7 inches. It seems the South truly lives up to its reputation of bigger being better.
Here’s the full top 10 list of states with the largest self-reported averages:
- Alabama – 7.44 inches
- Louisiana – 7.15 inches
- West Virginia – 7 inches
- Vermont – 6.98 inches
- Utah – 6.97 inches
- Oklahoma – 6.93 inches
- Alaska – 6.92 inches
- Florida – 6.85 inches
- South Dakota – 6.85 inches
- Maine – 6.78 inches
Meanwhile, New York ranked number 17 (6.64) while states at the bottom of the rankings include Delaware (5.22 inches), New Mexico (5.36 inches), and Maryland (5.50 inches). Georgia (5.69 inches) and Rhode Island (5.83 inches) also fell below the national average. Could these states simply have more honest respondents, or are the top states’ numbers truly larger?
Interestingly, Louisiana also earned a different title: the state with the “biggest average exaggeration.” Residents there claimed an average size of 8.07 inches, creating a discrepancy of 0.92 inches between their boastful claims and their actual reported measurements.
Now it’s time for you, Adam4Adam readers, to chime in. Where are you from? Do you think your state deserves a spot on this list, or is the study missing something? And let’s get real—how accurate do you think these self-reported numbers truly are?
Whether you’re proudly representing Alabama or humbly hailing from Delaware, share your thoughts (and maybe your stats) in the comments below. After all, size might not matter to everyone, but it sure makes for an interesting conversation. Read here and here for more information.
Source: Bespoke Surgical
