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Curious about how your state stacks up in the penis department? According to a recent study by Bespoke Surgical, a New York City-based proctology firm, some states stand taller than others—literally. The firm surveyed over 1,300 American men across the 50 U.S. states, asking about their erect penis lengths. The results ranged from a modest 5.22 inches to an impressive 7.44 inches, offering a unique glimpse into the geography of self-reported phallus size.
Alabama emerged as the undisputed champion of this “national battle of the bulge,” with an average length of 7.44 inches—well above the self-reported national average of 6.41 inches. Louisiana claimed the second spot at 7.15 inches, while West Virginia secured third place with an even 7 inches. It seems the South truly lives up to its reputation of bigger being better.
Here’s the full top 10 list of states with the largest self-reported averages:
- Alabama – 7.44 inches
- Louisiana – 7.15 inches
- West Virginia – 7 inches
- Vermont – 6.98 inches
- Utah – 6.97 inches
- Oklahoma – 6.93 inches
- Alaska – 6.92 inches
- Florida – 6.85 inches
- South Dakota – 6.85 inches
- Maine – 6.78 inches
Meanwhile, New York ranked number 17 (6.64) while states at the bottom of the rankings include Delaware (5.22 inches), New Mexico (5.36 inches), and Maryland (5.50 inches). Georgia (5.69 inches) and Rhode Island (5.83 inches) also fell below the national average. Could these states simply have more honest respondents, or are the top states’ numbers truly larger?
Interestingly, Louisiana also earned a different title: the state with the “biggest average exaggeration.” Residents there claimed an average size of 8.07 inches, creating a discrepancy of 0.92 inches between their boastful claims and their actual reported measurements.
Now it’s time for you, Adam4Adam readers, to chime in. Where are you from? Do you think your state deserves a spot on this list, or is the study missing something? And let’s get real—how accurate do you think these self-reported numbers truly are?
Whether you’re proudly representing Alabama or humbly hailing from Delaware, share your thoughts (and maybe your stats) in the comments below. After all, size might not matter to everyone, but it sure makes for an interesting conversation. Read here and here for more information.
Source: Bespoke Surgical
I’m no saint!!! I been with my share of guys sexually and rarely been with a guy under 7.5 inches fully erect. Most are 8 inches or more fully erect. I enjoy oral very much so I get up close views. I love diy projects, so I’m very familiar with a ruler. Lol. I’m proudly from the Maryland/DC area.
Girl, please. Who do you think you’re kidding? If you’re going to lie, at least make it a lie worth reading.
Me-thinks your mental tape measure needs tweaking.
The view from the front/below always looks bigger, lol. Length is measured from the base to the tip, ON THE TOP SIDE, which is not the view you’re getting 😛
Its all good!! No big deal at all!! Happy Thanksgiving
No, on the bottom side, from the edge of the balls.
Immediate questions popping into my mind are how was this study conducted and the information gathered. Don’t people, in general, participating in something like this feel more comfortable with making personal disclosures of such a private nature if the process is perceived by respondents aa maintaining participant confidentiality/anonymity? And how exactly did the study verify that some participants were exaggerating? Did they send representatives out into the field with tape measures and compare that too what participants said self-reporting their answers to survey questions?
Relax bruh!!! This is not that serious!!! It’s not a matter of life and death. Just a fun blog subject. Wow!!!
I am relaxed.. did you see how detailed this report is? And, that’s what you call fun? What do u do to relax? Read stacks of spread sheets on your days off.
Did you bother to read the post? It clearly states that measurements were self-reported – and therefore utterly useless.
Yes .. my statement clearly stated that they were self reported.. i am talking about how those authoring the study determined the degree of exaggeration in the self reporting. Or were you so eager to one up that you somehow missed the last 3 paragraphs of the article?…Did you bother to read the entire post? t’s ironic when a person who lacks reading comprehension skills attempts to lecture others on on it.
There are millions if not billions of men different penis sizes within the US, so a few thousand men who ‘volunteers’ to participate in a study out of 50,000-100,000 or more men in each state, isn’t nearly enough for an accurate test as to which state has the bigger penis sizes of men for it would take much more than a few thousand of men to give the most accurate testing, which many would never participate and prefer to keep that personal information to themselves. Which is why I don’t believe any of this bullshit because that’s what I’m getting… Read more »
It must be a lot of guys on here from Delaware!!! Lmao
Not even close to 1/2B in the US, but whatever.
So this “report” is based on self-reporting? What it means is that Alabama has the most liars. Anyone who had been on-line knows that a “7 inch dick” has a give-or-take of three inches— usually a give.
What we need to know next is how the states rank on average with guys with the most gaping assholes so they can take the guys with the largest cocks. How do the states rank in terms of the onboarding capacity of size queens?
Now, that’s a survey well worth taking on taking it.
more liberal propaganda? another reason Trump was reelected?
And we all know that Trump and including yourself both have a micro penis. It looks like an egg in a nest.
as we all know a comment from a “hole” is not unexpected.
You’re an absolute twat.
But everyone on A4A has 8 inches or more. Amazing!
and everyone on A4A has less than 8 inches or less between their ears. Undeniable!
Being from Alabama, I was surprised to discover here on Adam that this state sports the largest . . . .personalities! Who were surveyed? Was it the individual in possession or the observer on the street? Many here sometimes mistake the metric side of measuring devices as inches. And, to the observer, that worn ring seen on a back pocket of most men “is not” the outline of a condom, but the outline of a can of Copenhagen! I hope this clears up some confusion and misconceptions.
let’s net this out there’s alot of darker men I believe in ala than del jus sayin
Glad you brought that up. Speaking from experience and my being equal opportunity, dark personalities measure up the same. No complaints here.
Size means nothing to me it’s how you make love and use it
I agree with You one HUNDRED percent, making love is the MOST important thing and everyone is happy.
I dated a guy that was just over 8″ and a lot of foreskin. I could have smacked him in the face with his own cock and he still wouldn’t have known what to do with it.
Well I lived in Louisiana for a few years and I will say this I ran into some of the longest and especially thickest cocks I’ve ever had in my life there. And I do mean thick, which is something I absolutely love. So at least based on my experience Louisiana deserves its reputation. I went back a few years ago on vacation and ended up having a lot of play and sure enough once again virtually every guy was pretty huge.
I find the self-reporting to be very questionable. Especially, since some of the larger reports are coming from states with the lowest literacy rates. People from Alabama, Louisiana, and Mississippi were probably using the centimeter side of the ruler. lol
More like hung, dumb, and full of cum.
Completely worthless study and blog post.
as was The Democratic Platform for The Election of 2024!
Express your nonsense to other cult members, not me!
You like Trump’s eerily small creepy orange doll hands on your pussy, eh?
I’m a seventy-one-year-old topman living in NYC. I am well above the NYS average, have never used or needed a cock ring, and my erections are 100% natural and immediate. Yes, I am blessed. My endowment doesn’t impress me (it’s been hanging around for a while) – but thrills my lovers. I do enjoy the adulation and attention it garners, though. I enjoy more that I’m a decent human being and not at all bothered by the objectification.
How would one contact you to verify this?!
You’d have to share your username here…. My truth is the verification, though. What’s the point of exaggerating or lying? That would say more about my psyche than endowment….
Of course a state like Alabama (where half the residents likely don’t even know how to use a ruler) just HAPPENS to have the largest average.
After my visit to a gay campground there in 2013, I’m convinced most of them can’t use what they have regardless of length, . . . . . a bunch of drunks !
Maybe like you, the rest of them were from out of state too!!!
You sound like a sour, little, whiny, pussy- boy. Hopefully your little weenie will grow and you will be like the guys from Alabama. Lmbo
Someone has clearly confused the centimeters side of the ruler with the inches side.
I do love a sizable cock to suck but one of my favorite partners was about 5.5 inches uncut. I loved sucking him and he shot really big loads. That’s important to me. The taste and quantity of the cum. He is my all time favorite and I’ve sucked a lot of dick
Sometimes big things do come in small packages.
My female acquaintances that I’ve been friendly with for several years love talking about gay men sex and our infatuation with large penises. They admit that when they have their girl talk, they do talk about size but it’s not an obsession, like with men. I agree with them. The gay man infatuation of big dicks is off the scale compared to females. I can’t fathom the number of times I have been asked how big my cock is by gay men online and when I’m trying to be sociable at parties, etc… it’s a total turn off. Bottoms and… Read more »
The gay subculture has NEVER been known for exemplary tact.
I swing both ways and never have I been asked by a woman what size my dick was.
The benefit of using a “gay ruler”: penis size hyperbole.
Ridiculous. Self-reported, indeed.
Ridiculous, you’re still trolling every post.
This is a total Eric Cartman South Park post. That being said, we know #1 is a lie because people in Alabama can’t even count to 7.