Right now, it is looking more and more like we are going to stay at home for quite a bit more time, guys, which is why we made this list of sex toys to help you fight off quarantine boredom. Or to quell our bouts of horniness during this COVID-19 crisis (that’s right, we’ve been reading online confessions left, right, and center as to how this quarantine is somehow making people “incredibly horny”). Which brings us to this question: who are you spending your quarantine with, guys? Are you quarantined together with your family; are you perhaps alone at home; or maybe you are quarantining with your boyfriend, fuck buddy, or husband?
Whatever the case is, we have a sex toy or two for you that you can use for solo fun or for playing with a partner as we have stockpiled this list—the best of Adam4Adam’s product—to help you cure quarantine boredom. With our curated selection of sex toys, we are sure that you will be able to find the ones that you need to get creative, get kinky, and make the most out of your time alone or with your quarantine partner. Take a look at some of the sex toys and products that made it to our curated list below:
- The Jackhammer Cock – This cock has realistic veiny textures on its thick shaft and defined head, and is made of high quality silicone material. If you desire a toy with some real power, this portable fuck machine is just for you! The back and forth thrusting motion of this dong is ready to pulse, fuck, and prod your insides to jelly. With this toy, the possibilities are endless – tailor your own solo experience or surprise your man with unexpected thrusting and vibration combinations! Buy this at $125.00 and use the code STAYHOME upon checkout to receive a 10% discount.
- Passion Premium Silicone Hybrid Lubricant – Passion Premium is a silicone-water-based hybrid lube. This thicker milky lube is extremely slippery and will outlast water based lubes. Once you’re finished, it cleans up easily with just water and maybe a little soap. It does what it’s supposed to do, and makes sex easy and fun. It’s usually priced at $32, but it is currently on sale at $19.95. And the best part? Use the code STAYHOME upon checkout and you will get an additional 10% discount storewide.
- Strobe Multi-Function Rechargeable Stroker – This stroker swirls packs a cup full of soft nubs. It will spin as it strokes up and down your cock. Meanwhile it’s filled with little LED disco lights that flash to the action. Put on your favorite club music, lube up your cock, and start a party that ends in you blowing your load. It has 6 modes and 3 speeds so that you can find the rhythm that gets you off. Buy this toy and get a whopping 30% discount! Buy it for $139.95 today instead of $199.99 plus use the code STAYHOME upon checkout to get an additional 10% discount.
Check the complete list of our carefully curated quarantine essentials here. Hurry! Promo is good until stocks last only so take advantage of these sweet deals and get yours now!
Actually Gavin Newsom wobbled massively today in a press conference opening the door for most of California to open soon if not immediately. Governors have been warned that The Constitution is still in effect and that measures like orders to stay at home are unconstitutional.
Bushit. Billy Barr (tRump’s personal lawyer and one who might be under indictment with his boss in 2021) s full if it. There’s plenty if precedence from the 1918-19 H1N1 pandemic, including shutting down churches (which are businesses) and from the AIDS pandemic. And he didn’t “wobble.” You are a trumptard.
Why are personal Politically Hate-related attacks acceptable here? If this was a Hate aimed at the other end of the political spectrum would it have passed moderation? Like it or not, gay guys fall politically across the political spectrum. As they say, ” deal with it.”
A major problem is the many wobbling messages being sent out by The Whitehouse, Democrats, Republicans, and the multitude of news reporters and their legions “experts”. They need to come to some agreement about the terms for reopening (test results, mask rules, distancing rules, etc.).
You are correct that The Constitution is still in effect.
Now, it will seem obvious that Trump did not issue a “National Quarantine” because he does not want retribution upon his brow? The Governors who issued such mandates are going to be taken-to-task if their economies do not bounce back sanely?
It was/is quite improbable that Trump would have been able to issue a “National Quarantine” as that is the discretion of the states and which would have been only possible if Congress would have allowed it and The Supreme Court would not have opposed it.
10th Amendment. Educate yourself and know what your talking about.
Matt, you are beyond stupid!